~Riku-Rocks

Ripped from Qliphoth of Y!Gallery. Posted here for shits and giggles.

This is rather ooc, but I had fun and I'm tired. Who knows, maybe I'll do a more serious one later...

1. FIRST and mostly importantly, list eight bishis of your liking! They can be your faves or just any random bishi. Make sure to put them in random order to make the quiz more fun.

1. Reno (FFVII)
2. Zexion (KH)
3. Irvine (FFVIII)
4. Vincent (FFVII)
5. Riku (KH)
6. Sephiroth (FFVII)
7. Genesis (FFVII)
8. Laguna (FFVIII)


2. Bishi One goes shopping with Bishi Five. What happens?

Reno: What are we shopping for anyway, yo?
Riku: We're just shopping...
Reno: They didn't have much for entertainment on those islands, did they?
Riku: ......
Reno: Wanna go to the costume shop and get some stuff to freak Leon and Rude out with, yo?
Riku: *grins* I think we're going to get along just fine.

3. Bishi Five, Two and Seven need to plan a surprise birthday party for Bishi Three.

Riku: Okay, so we need something in the form of entertainment...Squall is going to owe me for this...
Genesis: Why am I here?
Riku: Zexy and I are making sure you don't mess with my dad. Now someone start making suggestions...
Zexion: *looking bored* Just hire a stripper...he'll be happy.
Riku: Well...that was easy. Now where do we find a stripper?
Zexion: *points to Genesis* I could just make him think he's a stripper...
Riku: *evil grin* I think we're going to get along just fine too.
Zexion: Don't bet on it.

4. Bishi Four confesses his love for Bishi Eight. How does Bishi Eight react?

Laguna: Hey, you have creepy eyes. That was beautiful though...mind if I use that to impress this girl...

5. Pretend Bishi Six is a hairstylist. He wants to give Bishi Three a new haircut. What does Bishi Three’s haircut end up looking like?

Irvine: Isn't that a sword...?
Sephiroth: Just stay still.
Riku: *offers popcorn to Zexion* It's like Sweeny Todd without the singing.
Zexion: I think the family insanity is catching up with you...huh, Roth looks good in red.

6. Bishi Two bakes a cake for Bishi Five. What kind of cake is it?

Zexion: Here Riku, I decided to bake you a strawberry cream cake.
Riku: Er...cool. Thanks. *eats some* This is good.
Zexion: Thank you. I thought it would soften the blow since your father wants you to know that he enjoys screwing me into the mattress...
Riku: *chokes*
Zexion: Dammit...

7. Bishi Six gets drunk and ends up hitting on Bishi Two. How does Bishi Eight react?

Laguna: *Drools while looking at Sephiroth molesting Zexion*

8. Bishi Eight gets Bishi Three pregnant, somehow. How does everyone react to the news?

Reno: Don't know, don't care, yo.
Zexion: How is that physically possible? *starts analysing*
Irvine: Do not mention this to Squall...
Vincent: Is that the er, girl you were referring to...?
Riku: *sighs* Why don't you let me break the news to Squall?
Sephiroth: *is checking out Zexion and thinking of the possibilities*
Genesis: *is plotting to kill Sephiroth and Riku and doesn't give a crap*
Laguna: ...Yeah, Riku, why don't you break this to Squall He already thinks I'm a moron...

9. Bishi One wants to propose to Bishi Four. What does he say?

Reno: Hey Vincent? As a former Turk, would you do me a favour, yo?
Vincent: I suppose...
Reno: Cool, I need a practice dummy. Just close your eyes and pretend you're Rude, yo...
Vincent: What did I just agree to...?

10. Bishi Five goes insane and takes Bishi Three hostage. Which bishi will save Bishi Three- Bishi One or Seven?

Reno: Hell no, I don't take on silver-haired freaks without Rude or plenty of explosives, yo...or both.
Genesis: If I save him, then will I be as good as Sephiroth...?
Reno: Er, yeah...of course. Better hurry, yo, 'cause I heard Sephiroth was planning something for it, since he thinks he's so much better than you.

11. Bishi Six gets hurt and ends up in the hospital. Which Bishi will have more sympathy- Bishi Four or Eight?

Vincent: After the hell your mother went through to have you, you better survive.
Sephiroth: ......
Laguna: Hey, what does this button do?
Sephiroth: If you press it, a rather long sword separates your useless head from your body...
Vincent: Perhaps we should have that paternity test Lucrecia never got around to performing while we're here...
Sephiroth: I beg your pardon...?

12. In a fairytale story, Bishi Five is the princess, Bishi Eight is the Wicked Evil Person who threatens the world, and Bishi Seven is the brave knight. Will Bishi Seven be able to save the world?

Riku: Damn it, I can't kill Laguna or Squall will get all emo...
Genesis: Yes! I'm finally the Hero! Thank you, my Goddess!
Riku: Must not kill knight...must not kill knight...

13. Bishi Five has a one night stand with Bishi Three. How do they react waking up?

Irvine: Hey sexy, wanna go for another...oh crap. Squall is gonna kill me...
Riku: Not if I do it first...

15. Bishi Seven is a stripper at a local strip bar that both Bishi Two and Eight are at. Who pays Bishi Seven more for his services: Bishi Two or Eight?

Zexion: I'm just studying the target...I mean, enjoying a drink.
Laguna: Whoo! Take it off!
Genesis: *is still brainwashed into thinking he's a stripper*

16. Bishi Three suddenly wins a trip to the Caribbean. Who does he take with him: Bishi Seven or Four?

Irvine: I'll take the stripper!
Genesis: *regains his senses after Zexion leaves with blackmail photos for Sephiroth, and summons Rapier*
Irvine: Ooh, kinky...wait...oh crap. *runs for his life*

17. Bishi Eight gets a completely new makeover. How do Bishi Six and Two react?

*Sephiroh and Zexion are too er, busy to care, fortunately, Laguna is too distracted by his reflection to notice*

18. Bishi Two and Four get married! Who’s the “bride” and who’s the “groom”?

Vincent: I am not the bride.
Zexion: I'll be the bride...just not for you. *summons the Lexicon*
Vincent: *sighs while loading Cerberus* I hate this quiz.

19. Bishi Eight has a fight with Bishi One- who wins?

Reno: Whoops...Squall's gonna kick my ass. *calls Riku*

20. LAST QUESTION! If Bishi One bought Bishi Six the best gift ever, what would it be?

Riku: *slipping into Sephiroth's room quietly* Happy Father's Day Da- Oh shit my eyes! I thought Zexion just had a weird sense of humour!
Zexion: ...Roth, perhaps you should untie me...
Sephiroth: Riku, you know what would make a nice Father's Day gift? You to come back in an hour...or two.